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This fun online service that I launched a while back has been revamped and is now relaunching. The major difference is now each award is free for the electronic version. So, if you think you're the biggest "something" on earth, claim your spot now. We do give you the option to upgrade to a hard copy in addition to the…

I'm happy to announce my latest online business. Without further ado... I give you BiggestOnEarth.com. It's a site that ranks you (highly unofficially) among dozens of fun, serious and heart warming categories.The site is currently doing a soft launch. There might be a bug here and there so if you catch one, please let me know. Use the contact form…

I just had a really nice person (I'm sure his mom thinks so anyway) leave a comment on one of my posts. If you don't agree with me, I'm all for a nice discussion. But be civil, okay? Oh, and I live in the Portland, OR metro area, not Seattle. And if you look over to the right, you'll see…

I was reading one of our local papers today (for real estate ads... only reason I pick up a newspaper now-a-days) and came across what I thought was an absolutely amazing advertisement. Evidently, the Oregon Department of Revenue is trying to persuade smokers to not evade paying taxes on their smokes when purchasing through the internet. Here is the ad:…

Link to article.Scientists Create Remote-Controlled DemocratsYale University researchers say their study that used lasers to create remote-controlled wacko Democrats could lead to a better understanding of overeating and violence in humans.Using the lasers to stimulate specific brain cells, researchers say they were able to make the Democrats jump, walk, flap their arms and even drive SUVs.Even headless Democrats could still…

I just got this via email. One of those things that sweep around the globe. But I thought it was so funny, I'm going to post it here for posterity.It's a take off from the "Who's on First" bit by Abbott and Costello. If you haven't heard that bit from them, you are missing one of the classic comedic routines…

 NEWS FLASH! Walter Cronkite has been photographed in what authorities are calling a "slave labor basement" located 25 feet under a WalMart in Wilsonville OR. Authorities are calling it Abu Wal Ghraib.A shaken and disheveled Cronkite was led out of the basement by local authorities after being dressed in a somewhat tight fitting pair of pants and an I'm With…

We at Conservative Cruise Lines have a special offer for those of you who promised to leave America if President Bush were to win another four years.Attention Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner, Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore and his personal chef, Cher and her much needed vocal therapist, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner (aka…

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